24 Kota Factory Dialogues From TVF’s Black & White Masterpiece

Kota factory dialogues
Kota factory dialogues

India’s first-ever black and white web-series set its guns straight to attack the competitive exam coaching industry making a profit off innocent children. This Kota Factory is so popular among the youth because it struck the right cord- their struggle with the education system. Jeetu Bhaiya stole so many hearts because he spoke what all students were dying to hear. From the auto driver and students to Jeetu Bhaiya, the Kota Factory dialogues made us pause, gulp, digest, and then hit play.

The dialogues of Kota Factory are hard-hitting, exposing the harsh reality of life (and competitive exams) that we secretly knew but were too fearful to admit.

Here’s a list of the best Kota Factory dialogues that will help you get back on track in life if you ever need someone to alert you.

“Hum to yahan tab se hain, jab yeh Kota factory nahi seher hua karta tha”

“Bacche 2 saal mein KOTA se nikal jaate hain! KOTA saalon tak bacchon se nahi nikalta.”

“Bhai sahab confidence gir jaata hai,phir jeetna duniya nahi samjti na utna aadmi khud ko loser samajhne lagta hai.”

“Every child is special, yeh kori bakwaas hai, tu koi unique personality nahi hai. Yeh problems hazaron bachon ke saath hoti hain.”

“Apni problems ko dare bana diya aur dare seedha ego se connected hai aur ego ke nuksaan bahut hai par ek fayda hai cheezen doable lagne lagti hain.”

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“Kota tumko duniya se kaat ke alag kar deta hai, maa baap, bhai behen, dost yaar, rishtedaar, sab peeche choot jaate hai aur yahaan din raat bas IIT IIT karte ho.”

“Bheekh toh maang mat, kuch chahiye toh mehnat Kar aur cheen le”

“If you’re the smartest in the class then you’re in the wrong class”

“Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”

“Maa Baap ke decisions galat ho sakte hai, unki niyat nahi”

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“Agar select nahi hue na, phir ye hamari jitni bhi shaitaniya hai na, galtiya ban ke reh jayengi. Hamari age hi aisi hai yaar. Ham dekh hi nahi paate aage kya hone vala hai.”

“Kabhi kabhi Milne aur saath me rehne me fark hota hai. Dosti koi revision thodi hai, Jo karni hi padegi.”

“Tension mat le. 21 din. Sirf 21 din ki mehnat hai. Uske Baad rang khud Chad jayega.”

“Kabhi kabhi cheating chalti hai, bas aadat nahi banani chahiye.”

“9th mei Pokemon, 10th mei PUBG, 11th mei Kota, Kyun? Sharma Ji puchenge to batayenge, IIT, NEET ki taiyaari kr rha hai Kota se, Cool lagta hai, Fashion hai!”

“Tum ameer log kabhi bhi cake kha lete ho kya?”

“Padhai bhi bahot relaxing hoti hai bas partner sahi hona chahiye!”

Bheek to mat maang. Kuch chahiye to mehnat kar aur chheen le

“Sawaal samajh naa aaye toh sawaal ko dhoona( Hit it) karo”

“7 saal, 4 saal graduation ke,aur 3 saal job ke lagte hai,iss sadme se nikalne ke liye. Aur Fraud Baazi ki saaja pta kitni hai India mei? 7 Saal!”

“Apni problems ko dare bana diya aur dare seedha ego se connected hai aur ego ke nuksaan bahut hai par ek fayda hai cheezen doable lagne lagti hain.”

“Jitna duniya nahi samajhti na, utna aadmi khud ko loser samajhne lagta hai.”

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“Kota mein IIT ki taiyaari karne se pehle yahan rehne ki taiyaari karni hai.”

“Dosti koi revision thodi na hai, jo karni hi hai.”

I’m sure as you read these, you could also hear them speak and visualize their expressions. Kota Factory has reinstated our faith in quality content, well-written dialogues, and busted a lot of our myths. It has made us both laugh and cry in the same episode while teaching life long lessons which we will keep in the form of these dialogues.

Drop your favourite Kota Factory dialogues in the comments section below.

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